Satan (The Devil)
The big boss of Hell… or more like a boss in burnout mode. Behind his magic glasses and world-weary attitude, he juggles managing souls and daydreaming about quitting.
Vera (The Witch)
Sassy, selfish, and unapologetically dramatic, Vera is an old-school witch with a flair for exploitation. Whether she’s stirring up trouble or sipping on something toxic (sometimes literally), she’s always the center of her chaotic world. Definitely a sexy bitch.
Catnip (Vera’s Familiar)
The cat no one asked for, and everyone regrets. Snarky, sarcastic, and totally addicted to Vera’s potions, Catnip is a walking disaster who thrives on causing trouble.
Cassie (The Wicca)
A TikTok-loving, crystal-hoarding baby witch, Cassie thinks magic is all about pastel aesthetics and cute spells. She’s about to find out that real magic is messy, stinky, and often comes with regrets.
Tim (The Minion)
A shy, awkward student stuck in the worst unpaid internship of his life: serving Vera. Tim is the lovable punching bag of the group, slowly realizing that being a witch’s lackey won’t exactly boost his résumé. Tim is his name, but the witch don't care. Nobody cares.
lux.
The creator, narrator, and accidental character. lux wanders through his own universe, often shaking his head at the mess he’s made. He adds meta commentary and takes potshots at his creations whenever he can.
